Friday, 19 August 2011
Thursday, 18 August 2011
Monday, 15 August 2011
Blonde and Beautiful
ZARA.
Zara is the same colour as ME.
Soon there will be Little Pickle AND Little Zara.
Anyway, I still have Four Puppy-Free Days left.
Zara is the same colour as ME.
Soon there will be Little Pickle AND Little Zara.Anyway, I still have Four Puppy-Free Days left.
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Life can be hard sometimes
Life can be Hard sometimes, when you are a Pip.
Yesterday Person went to see Hector.
Hector is Nine Months Old. Hector is a Miniature Schnauzer.
Hector has Mad Moments just like Little Pickle.
Little Pickle has Mad Moments with his Red Ring.
When Little Pickle has Mad Moments I have to CHASE him.
IN YOUR BED PICKLE!
Person shuts him in his Crate under her desk.
IN YOUR DEN PIP!
Person shuts me behind our barrier.
She says I look like a Meerkat.
It's not Simples. It's Frustratings.
Anyway, Pickle is now Lying on Bones and Toys and Rubbish in his Little Crate under Person's Desk.
And I am with Monty the Mont and Milly in our Den.
Without Pickle.
Yesterday Person went to see Hector.Hector is Nine Months Old. Hector is a Miniature Schnauzer.
Hector has Mad Moments just like Little Pickle.
Little Pickle has Mad Moments with his Red Ring.
When Little Pickle has Mad Moments I have to CHASE him.
IN YOUR BED PICKLE!
Person shuts him in his Crate under her desk.
IN YOUR DEN PIP!
Person shuts me behind our barrier.
She says I look like a Meerkat.It's not Simples. It's Frustratings.
Anyway, Pickle is now Lying on Bones and Toys and Rubbish in his Little Crate under Person's Desk.
And I am with Monty the Mont and Milly in our Den.Without Pickle.
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
Person came home today smelling of PUPPY.
Twelve-Day-Old-Keeshund-PUPPY.
OH NO.
I Push my Nose right down to the Bottom of Person's Big Work Bag.
No PUPPY. Whew.
(Little Pickle has put me off PUPPIES for Ever).
Keeshund Puppies Snuffle. Keeshund Puppies YAWN.
Milly is Very Patient with Little Pickle.
She is Silly Milly.
Anyway, Monty the Mont likes to Dig in Dog Beds. He likes to Scrumple Dog Beds. He likes to Throw Dog Beds About.
Monty has Buried me in Dog Beds.
Twelve-Day-Old-Keeshund-PUPPY.
OH NO.
I Push my Nose right down to the Bottom of Person's Big Work Bag.
No PUPPY. Whew.
(Little Pickle has put me off PUPPIES for Ever).
Keeshund Puppies Snuffle. Keeshund Puppies YAWN.
Milly is Very Patient with Little Pickle.She is Silly Milly.
Anyway, Monty the Mont likes to Dig in Dog Beds. He likes to Scrumple Dog Beds. He likes to Throw Dog Beds About.
Monty has Buried me in Dog Beds.
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Tilly's Puppies
Here is beautiful Keeshund Tilly with her new Puppies.
(No, Person, I don't need another Puppy thank you).
(No, Person, I don't need another Puppy thank you).
Saturday, 14 May 2011
Pickle
When Person goes Out, Pickle is GOOD.
When Person is Out Pickle is QUIET. Pickle is CALM. Pickle WAITS.
When Person comes Home Pickle is NAUGHTY.
Pickle Looks for TROUBLE.
What is he up to now?
He could be Digging Plants.
He could be Chewing his Special Tough Unbreakable Rubber Balls.
Or he could be Thinking.
He could be Thinking What Shall I Do Next.
Yesterday Person made a Walking Video with Milly.
But The Wind was Too Windy. The Birds were Too Twittery.
Person says she will Try Again Another Day.
Anyway, I would make a Better Film Star than Milly.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?feature=iv&user=tab289&annotation_id=annotation_365411
When Person is Out Pickle is QUIET. Pickle is CALM. Pickle WAITS.
When Person comes Home Pickle is NAUGHTY.Pickle Looks for TROUBLE.
What is he up to now?
He could be Digging Plants.
He could be Chewing his Special Tough Unbreakable Rubber Balls.
Or he could be Thinking.He could be Thinking What Shall I Do Next.
Yesterday Person made a Walking Video with Milly.But The Wind was Too Windy. The Birds were Too Twittery.
Person says she will Try Again Another Day.
Anyway, I would make a Better Film Star than Milly.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?feature=iv&user=tab289&annotation_id=annotation_365411
