Saturday, 14 May 2011

Pickle

When Person goes Out, Pickle is GOOD.

When Person is Out Pickle is QUIET. Pickle is CALM. Pickle WAITS.

When Person comes Home Pickle is NAUGHTY.

Pickle Looks for TROUBLE.

What is he up to now?

He could be Digging Plants.

He could be Chewing his Special Tough Unbreakable Rubber Balls.

Or he could be Thinking.

He could be Thinking What Shall I Do Next.

Yesterday Person made a Walking Video with Milly.

But The Wind was Too Windy. The Birds were Too Twittery.

Person says she will Try Again Another Day.

Anyway, I would make a Better Film Star than Milly.

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Saturday, 23 April 2011

Good Friday

It was GOOD FRIDAY.

But Nobody Told Little Pickle.

Pickle had NAUGHTY FRIDAY.

Person put Pickle Under her Desk.

Pickle had to STAY under Person's Desk for a LONG TIME to CALM DOWN.

Anyway, Little Pickle had WET SUNDAY.



Milly had WET SUNDAY.

I DON'T LIKE WET. Water is for Drinking.

I had a DRY SUNDAY.

Saturday, 16 April 2011

Shiba Inus

Person visited two Shiba Inus.

They are Little Foxes really.

The other day I was Outside.

Monty the Mont was Outside.

Milly was Outside.

Little Pickle has his Small Dog Flap.

Then.....suddenly Milly appeared in the Sitting Room!


Milly put her Leg through first.


Milly put her Head through next.


Then Milly Wriggled her Whole Body through.

I hope a Little Fox doesn't come in through Pickle's Small Dog Flap.

Anyway, here I am on my High Place.

Person is telling me I am BEAUTIFUL and CLEVER.

I know that already.

Monday, 28 March 2011

Barging

Pickle is on My High Place.

Tilly is a Keeshund. A Keeshund is a Dutch Barge Dog.

Sometimes I am an English Barge Dog. Barging can Hurt.

So is that why Tilly is Fluffy?

I sometimes Barge Monty the Mont. I sometimes Barge Milly.

Unfortunately for them I'm not Fluffy like Tilly.

I don't Barge Little Pickle off My High Place. I WOOOF LOUDLY until Person takes him away.

Little Pickle is Asleep under Person's Desk with the Fluff out of his Ferret Toy.


Tilly is going to have Puppies.

Fluffy Puppies.

Person says Tilly's Fluffy Puppies will be BEAUTIFUL.

Uh-oh……please no.....not another puppy.

Anyway, this is Koni.


Koni lives at the Dog Friendly Pub.

Barging isn't Dog Friendly.



Monday, 7 March 2011

No Shockers

Yesterday Little Pickle went to Vet Charles.

This is because Person doesn't want Milly to Have Puppies.

Little Pickle goes to Vet Charles to prevent Milly from Having Puppies?

Person says we don't want any Little Shepherd-Cocker Shockers.

Anyway, we have FIVE Balls. One Ball Each and a Spare. Person Throws them for us in our Field.

Last week Person went to see Archie. Archie is Twelve Weeks Old.

Archie is another....... Cocker Spaniel.

Archie lives with Duncan. He is a Cocker Spaniel too.

Person also went to see Pluto who is a BIG GREAT DANE.


I told you about Lurcher Noodles. Here are her Fluffy Saluki Ears.

Little Pickle has Fluffy Ears Too.

Anyway, Post Operative Care for your Dog after Neutering says AVOID ENERGETIC BEHAVIOUR.

I wish.

Sunday, 27 February 2011

Unshreddable Toy

Here is Little Pickle with the Toy he Can't Shred that I told you about.

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Boxer, Greyhound, Lurcher and Red Hen

Person went to see a Lurcher called Jessie, a greyhound called Charlie

And a RED HEN.


Jessie is Brindled. Charlie is Brindled. I am a Pale Pip.

Charlie is a Retired Racing Greyhound. Charlie CHASED Hares.

But Charlie doesn't CHASE Red Hens.

I would. I would CHASE a Red Hen. Milly would CHASE a Red Hen. Little Pickle most certainly would CHASE a Red Hen.

Monty the Mont would BARK at us. STOP.

Anyway, Person says we won't have a Red Hen in our House.

She has no time to teach us Not To Chase Red Hens in Houses.

Next Person went to see two White Boxers. They had Black Blobs.

She says Ollie looks like a Pirate. He made her Laugh.

I make Person Laugh too.

Little Pickle makes Person Laugh. Little Pickle doesn't make ME Laugh.

Here he is with his head through his New Toy.

Person has found a New Toy that he Can't Shred.

Anyway, Person gave me her Cushion for my Favourite Chair.

Little Pickle can't Jump on me up here.