Kissing Karen

Karen came to see us. I haven't seen Karen for a Long Time.

And Silly Milly hasn't seen Karen for a long time.

Silly Milly was very SCARED when she saw Karen a Long Time Ago. Silly Milly is SCARED of persons, but she is Getting Better.

I just had to Kiss Karen, Monty the Mont just had to Kiss Karen, and Marmite just had to Kiss Karen too.

Silly Milly didn't want to be Left Out.

Soon Milly was Kissing Karen!

Person says Kissing Karen is PROGRESS.

For some reason it isn't Progress when I Kiss Karen.

Kissing Karen is Just Too Much when I do it, Much too Much when Monty does it, and Simply a Nuisance when Marmite does it.

Person has just visited a Utonagen. Her name is Leila.

Leila looks just like a WOLF.

Leila is nearly as Scared of Persons as Milly.

Person says Milly is Scared of Persons because puppies need to meet lots of different persons and see lots of different things before they are twelve weeks old.

Milly didn't get used to persons before she was twelve weeks old. She was in a shed called a Puppy Farm with just other dogs for company.

So Silly Milly will probably be a little bit Scared of Persons ALWAYS.

Anyway, I am never Scared of Persons

Person went to see a Terrier called Poppy yesterday.

Poppy is a very NERVOUS Dog. Poppy Licks Doors and she can't stop. Poppy Chases Shadows and she can't stop. Poppy Sucks her Soft Toy and she can't stop.

Poppy PANTS a lot. Poppy DRINKS a lot. Poppy SHAKES a lot.

Person is showing Poppy's Persons how to Take Poppy's Stress Away. Soon Poppy will be more CALM and HAPPY.

Anyway, I'm not a NERVOUS Dog.

Here is Poppy's Cat. Poppy's Cat isn't NERVOUS either - until Poppy Chases her that is.

Here are Dandy and Jasper. They are Brothers. They are nine months old.

Dandy and Jasper had started Fighting. Especially over CHEWS.

Dandy and Jasper don't Fight over Chews any more.

Milly's Crimes

Person says Milly has been Trying it On.

Person showed Milly that Trying it On Wouldn't Get Her Anywhere.

So Milly is a Good Girl again now. (I like it best when Milly is Trying it On).

Person says it is because she is a Teenager.

Person has made a list of her CRIMES.

She CHEWED the Tea Towel

She CHEWED the Dish Sponge

She BROUGHT INDOORS Burnt Wood from the Bonfire

She CHEWED the edge off the Veranda Mat

And she STOLE a Pack of Drawing Pins and scattered them everywhere.

So Person has now Removed All Opportunities. The Tea Towel is out of reach now, the Dish Sponge is behind the taps, the Bonfire is blocked off, the Vernada Mat is covered, and no Packs of Drawing Pins are left about.

I expect Milly will find a New Crime to do. I hope so.

Anyway, here is Jester's Sister Lolepop with some of the PUPPIES!


And here is Sam who Person went to see last week. Sam is a Girl. Sam looks just like Milly.


Sam doesn't do Teenage Crimes any more now she's 18 months old.

And here is Bella. Bella is a Mix of King Charles Spaniel and Half Chihuahua. (I am a Mix of two things also).
Bella is a very LITTLE dog, and Bella looks very GOOD. But Bella is 11 months old, so she is a Teenager like Milly. Bella Tries It On too.

Anyway, Person says I'm a GOOD BOY now because I have at last Grown Up.

Big black dog and little black dogs

Person's Friend's Patterdale Terrier Lolepop whose brother Jester writes to me on my Blog Zonkboard has just had SEVEN PUPPIES.

The Puppies are Black.

Monty the Mont is Black too.

Person went to see a Black German Shepherd the other day. Her name is Luna.

Luna means MOON.

Black Moon?

Luna is 16 months old and I would like to play with her.

I am a Speed Hound, so I would be able to catch her.

I am a Sight Hound too, but I may not be able to catch Luna in the dark. Unless the Moon is Silvery that is, not Black.

I can always catch Milly in the Dark.

Silly Milly isn't Black.

Milly and I have started a New Hole. A new BLACK Hole.

Person says she wishes she had Caught us In The Act.

Anyway, I am a Hearing Hound too. I can Hear Person Coming.

Eyes, arms and Legs

I am a Sight Hound. I can see a LONG WAY AWAY.

I can see Dogs in the distance going for Walks.

The other day I went for a Walk with Person. Just me. I was walking nicely beside Person and she Fell Over.

Person had a Black Eye.

I have Brown Eyes.

Today Person Went to see a German Shepherd called Ella.

Ella BIT MY PERSON!

Well, she GRABBED Person by her arm, she GRABBED Very Hard, as Person walked into Ella's house.

Person now has a BIG BRUISE.

Poor Ella is only 21 months old. She had been trained to GRAB people by their arms. Then, because she wasn't good enough at GRABBING people by their arms, they Got Rid Of Her. She was in Rescue Kennels for a whole year before her persons rescued her.

So now Ella must learn not to GRAB people by their arms.

Milly is a German Shepherd too, but Milly doesn't know how to GRAB people by their arms.

Anyway, if Person had four legs she would not have Fallen Over.

I have Four legs, so does Monty the Mont, so does Marmite and so does Silly Milly.

Dogs have four legs especially so they don't Blow Over when it's Windy.

Here are Marmite's four legs, and here is Monty the Mont looking puzzled.

new toy

Person met Hector last week. Hector is a Great Dane.

Hector is ENORMOUS.

Hector is a VID. A Very Important Dog. Hector ate a VLS which is a Very Long Stick and Hector was In the News.

The vet pulled out the Very Long Stick.

Hector was Asleep at the time.

The Stick was Two Person Feet Long. My Person actually held The Stick in her hands.

Anyway, Milly has a New Toy. Milly's New Toy is Red and it Squeaks.

I have Milly's New Red Toy which Squeaks. It's mine.

I am not asleep. Not really.

Monty the Mont, Marmite and Milly can't have the New Red Toy. That is because I am a VID.

Milly can have her New Red Toy that Squeaks when I am ready.

Silly Milly sometimes chews sticks (and stones).

Silly Milly doesn't EAT them though.

Snow and Cesar Millan

Person dropped Cesar Millan in the bath.

Cesar Millan says dogs need Boundaries and Limitations. Our Field as a Fence.

Tomorrow Person is going to see a Rotweiller called Cesar.


Anyway, Marmite is now a Dalmation.