She-Person has been Coughing and Barking all week which is why nobody has come to see us. (We knew an Airdale called Oscar who barked all day. He had to wear a special electric collar that sprayed water up his nose when he started barking. That soon stopped him).
Persons did come to see me when my Wound was bad.
Nobody has come to our house all week and Person has not been able to try out our 'No Jumping Up' collars yet. 
I keep asking to go Outside so I can bring the Bone in. I need this so I can make Marmite want to take it from me. Each time I pick up the bone Person shuts the door. With me OUTSIDE.
Anyway, I will be able to sneak it in soon.
Person doesn't like us Fighting in the House.
